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The Official SPIKE VIDEO GAME AWARDS Show Thread

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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
FA: BEST ACTION AWARD
BC: IT'S A PSP!
FA: JAPAN OUT IN SUNDAY
BC: ONLY ONE IN COUNTRY!
FA: EBAY COST?
BC: NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND DUDE!
FA: LET ME SEE!
*FA RUNS OFF
 
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StrikerObi

Member
Way to only fucking mention the publishers. Fucking cocks. VU games deserves no credit for Half-Life 2 and MS deserves no credit for Halo 2.
 
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Belfast

Member
WTF?!?!?!!?!? That should be my PSP, dammit! Fuck you spike! Its the only one in the country guys! And he's "playing" (by playing they mean he's just carrying around a PSP with no game in it) the exclusive launch game which isn't even out yet. Even in Japan!

Also, cue cards rock!

Also, HL2 beats the shit out of HALO 2, but sadly, REAL gamers only play HALO on their Xboxen.
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
TH: SAN ANDREAS HAD BIG SHOES! BLEW EXPECTATIONS AWAY! EPIC!

Random Guy: FREEDOM, DUDE! LIFE ISN'T LIKE THAT!
Random Guy: HOOKERS LOOK BETTER!
Random Guy: BETTER THAN CRAPPY BOOKS OR MOVIES!
 
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StrikerObi

Member
Arnold K said:
:lol You can tell Ron is like "WTF is this?"
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You can tell the one guy from Bungie who happened to show up (he probably drew the short straw in the company pool for who goes) was pretty pissed at the whole chrade.
 
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sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
Agent Dormer said:
TH: SAN ANDREAS HAD BIG SHOES! BLEW EXPECTATIONS AWAY! EPIC!

Random Guy: FREEDOM, DUDE! LIFE ISN'T LIKE THAT!
Random Guy: HOOKERS LOOK BETTER!
Random Guy: BETTER THAN CRAPPY BOOKS OR MOVIES!
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SAN ANDREAS HAS BIG SHOES TO FILL AND IT BLEW THEM......
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AWAY!
 
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Belfast

Member
That short FMV that showed nothing of the actual game was pretty hot! I feel the rage in my pants to go pre-order that joint right now!

Oh, wait...all those racing games are published by EA, right?
 
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StrikerObi

Member
Roy Jones: PONTIAC PONTIAC PONTIAC! WHICH EA GAME WILL WIN!

haha he didn't even announce the winner.

Woah burnout 3 won... i guess somebody forgot to vote.
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
RJJ: HELP ME OUT, GTO!

Hey, a good game won. Yay BurnOut 3.

DUDE, IT'S STRYKER!!!!

Hey, someone who worked on a game. Awesome.
 
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DJPS2

Banned
FortNinety said:
Didn't you hear? EA just bought the FCC.
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*spits out orange soda*

Ha ha ha... nice. EA just bought my town last week. We all have to work 90 hours a week and wear "EA owns me" shirts.
 
strikeselect

strikeselect

You like me, you really really like me!
EA hate is at an all time high, and the shameless hidden EA marketing in this show doesn't help either.
 
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Mermandala

Member
I'm going to tape this and loop it for 3 days straight it is so awesome! an E3 for the rest of us!

I'm standing in line to see if I have anything in my fridge and I gave myself an extreme frisbee!
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
DJ: WE BACK! MAKE NOISE!
Audience: WOOOOOOO!
DJ: HIS CAST MATES DATED, HE PLAYED GAMES! LOSER! CHEER!
DM: COVERGANCE! FIRST PERSON AWESOMENESS! HALF-LIFE 2!
 
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WarPig

Member
Mermandala said:
I'm going to tape this and loop it for 3 days straight it is so awesome! an E3 for the rest of us!
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What the fuck do all y'all want an E3 for? I'd give you mine if I could, just to be rid of it.

DFS.
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
Random Guy Comments about Half-Life 2:
BIGGER THAN ITSELF
IT ALLOWS YOU TO INTERACT WITH THE ENVIROMENT
REPLAYING MANDATORY

DJ: ALONE IN THE DARK, WHERE YOU WANT TO BE WITH TARA RIED!
TR: NOTHING BETTER THAN KILLING ZOMBIES ON YOUR COUCH... WELL, DOING IT WITH MUSIC!
 
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