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The Official SPIKE VIDEO GAME AWARDS Show Thread

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Wario64

works for Gamestop (lol)
CrimsonSkies said:
I'm TIVO'ing it.
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Same here. I'll watch it through with the help of the 30 second skip button and only stopping for the interesting parts, if there are any :p
 
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skip

Member
Litigation Manuel said:
Wow, a show that has that many metaphorical rapings all in a short range of time? I gotta check this out. I wonder how the remaining members of The Doors will handle theirs.
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your avatar rules.
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
NEWFLASH: Frankie has played Grand Theft Auto for millions of year! Also, has friends who plays games for 10 hours at a time.
 
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Mr. Lemming

Member
I swear, watching last year's show made me hate video games until I got over how unbelievably bad the show was. Then I watched part of the repeat showing.
 
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StrikerObi

Member
Wario64 said:
haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol
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I blame Nintendo's PR for not supplying the sweet footage. Nintendo... trying so hard and tripping on their shoe-laces again and again and again.
 
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DJPS2

Banned
Tara Reid knows the Atari 5200. Wow!

And... she's in "Alone In The Dark"! Double wow!

And to think that the actual show hasn't started yet!!!
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
BB: 10 MORE MINUTES! SNOOP IS DOING CRACK!
TR: I GAME! I KNOW SYSTEM NAMES!
BB: WANT TO DO A GAME?
TR: I WAS IN ALONE IN THE DARK!
BB: IF YOU COULD BE IN A VIDEOGAME?
TR: PAC-MAN!
BB: FORMAL, HIP CROWD! WE'RE COOL!
TR: VIDEOGAMES ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER IN QUALITY!
 
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SoulSonicForce

Member
Agent Dormer said:
Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!
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<3 :lol

Also, wtf @ not 1 gamecube game being in there. Especially in the RPG category, ToS and PM2 should be in there.
 
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StrikerObi

Member
Agent Dormer said:
BB: 10 MORE MINUTES! SNOOP IS DOING CRACK!
TR: I GAME! I KNOW SYSTEM NAMES!
BB: WANT TO DO A GAME?
TR: I WAS IN ALONE IN THE DARK!
BB: IF YOU COULD BE IN A VIDEOGAME?
TR: PAC-MAN!
BB: FORMAl, HIP CROWD! WE'RE COOL!
TR: VIDEOGAMES ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER IN QUALITY!
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BB: That would be so cool. Next up, find out why this guy is taking pictures with a phone!

The reason is because he's a marketing tool for Virgin Mobile.
 
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DJPS2

Banned
Is anyone here schooled in Snoop-speak? Just in case I need translation, I was hoping I could ask someone here.

What the HELL is the American Baseball League, Brooke Burke? Good freaking God... SHUT UP!
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
BB: WELCOME BACK! CRAZY GUYS! BASEBALL STUD!
BC: Hi.
BB: DID YOU VOTE?
BC: YES, ON MY VIRGIN MOBILE CAMERA PHONE!
BB: AUTOGRAPH FOR PIC?! A's NEXT YEAR?
BC: WE'LL SEE!
BB: YOU A GAMER?
BC: HALOOOOOOOO 2!!! WE STAY UP TO LATE LAWLS!
BB: THANKS, DUDE! EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS ONLINE! TIME FOR MORE PREVIEWS!
 
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DJPS2

Banned
Lame opening: check.

Tiger Woods looking like a pimp: check.

2 upcoming hours of hell: check.

Ludacris demonstrating Thug Life: check.

Poor live performance of Get Back: check.
 
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Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
WarPig said:
Yeah, it's looking like a good one. But what's this Hans Blix shit about?

DFS.
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They mentioned Hans Blix in the Splinter Cell preview. It was a complete out of left field moment.

Also: this isn't the same without the Popeye arms. :|
 
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Belfast

Member
Man, am I the only one getting sick of "jock gamers." I don't really know what else to call them, but they usually look like people that would be up lowly, nerdy gamers and play HALO/MADDEN/GTA/RANDOM RACING GAME exclusively. They also usually own only an Xbox and are somehow tempted to play shit like Bloodrayne. I bring this up now because its this somewhat terrifying demographic which is being pushed by idiotic productions such as Spike's Video Game Awards.
 
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StrikerObi

Member
I'm wasting my one positive comment for the night right now.

Luda Loo's hair is fucking awesome.

This would be better if he had the HUMONGO hands.
 
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