Sony fans, do not fret! There is a conspiracy happening in retail that is putting Sony at a disadvantage.
For any of those who dont know Ill let you in on this controversial issue. Last August my companions and I at Gamestop were sent some letters from Microsoft and Nintendo. They were saying that because of money deals made with Gamestop, we are forced to promote Nintendo and Microsoft products over Sony. This is why Sony sales dropped in August. This is quite stressful because we know that public demand for the PS3 is at least thrice the level than the Wii. However every time when someone asks us a question, we have to promote Nintendo and Microsoft over Sony or we'll lose our jobs. This situtation actually happened last week and Ill tell you about it:
A customer came into our store and made a enquiry to my colleague:
What is the best looking first person shooter not including Crysis or any game on the PC?
My colleague stalled for a moment, you could literally see his mind screaming Killzone 2!! Killzone 2!!! however he knew about the deals in place:
Well, er, I would recommend Call of Duty: World at War or Mario Galaxy
I couldnt stand it anymore! Everyone knows Killzone 2 is the best looking game ever (excluding Crysis and any other game on the PC) so I had to step in!
Excuse me sir, I believe my colleague here has forgotten about Killzone 2.
Killzone 2?
Yes! With the likes of high end effects. Per Pixel Motion Blur across entire screen resolution. Advanced shadowing techniques.
MSAA. Noise filter. Volumetric clouds. Depth based color grading. Internal lens reflections. Normal mapping. Depth of field. Wind physics.
Particle physics(!) and other impressive niceties taking use of the PS3 hardware like no game before.
I see
At this moment, my colleague pulled me to the side:
Johnny John John! What the hell are you doing?
Im doing to job. I replied with a lean look in my eyes.
You know you can me fired for this dont you? Look if Bill Gates knew about this he would come to my house and release a swarm of Mosquitos onto my children! Think Johnny! Its my daughters birthday next week and shes really looking forward to getting a PS3 and Killzone 2! How the hell am I supposed to buy my daughter a PS3 if I have no job? Do you know how expensive PS3s are!?!
At this moment, I knew us PS3 fans couldnt stoop to the likes of Nintendo, Microsoft or Edge. Guys, we just have to stick it out and hopefully as the economy falls apart Sony will rise from the rubble like the Hindenburg.