I'd almost think the government doesn't want my money (except for the fact that they really do want my money).
Last year I tried paying my taxes online, and the CRA website said that I had to do that at BMO, not Vancity, because BMO is equipped to pay taxes, and Vancity is not. WTF? Oh well, I have a BMO Mastercard, so I'll just go there. BMO guy is like "WTF? How is it possible that you can't pay your taxes at Vancity? I'm sure they can. Please go over there and actually try it, because it's more convenient for you to do all your banking in one place." I go to Vancity, and yeah, Vancity can pay taxes. Any bank can pay taxes. They have no idea WTF the CRA is smoking.
This year I decided to pay my taxes in person, while I drop off my forms (as I've done before). I go to the post office, and they're out of forms. I go to Service Canada, and they're out of forms (guy at Service Canada is like "WTF? How can we be out of forms? Taxes are due in a week!"). Turns out my brother didn't use his spare set of forms, so I can just use those and stuff them in a manila envelope. There's no address on a blank manila envelope, but that's okay because I know where the CRA is. It's downtown. I've done the last-second rush before.
So I go downtown to give them my brown envelope full of money and... it's not there anymore. The building is still there, but the CRA is not, and they left no sign leading to their new location. *sigh*
So I go home and check google and they've moved to Terminal, near Main. I guess the rent was cheaper. And they're open until 4:00PM, LOL government hours.
So I go there and the building is completely unmarked, and after double-checking the address I find it, along with a small crowd of irate people holding tax forms. There's a touchscreen terminal that asks you for the secret password. Secret password? WTF is this shit? Ah, let's step into the building and ask a receptionist WTF is going on. Nope. Door doesn't open. Ordinary people are not allowed into the building. According to random employees (at least, I think they're employees) being harassed as they try to enter and exit the building using their secret passwords, you can pay your taxes online, or at a bank, or go fuck yourselves. The part of CRA that used to interact with humans no longer exists.
Which makes the "open closed until 4:00PM" extra LOL. It also explains why they left no forwarding address at their old location and don't even have a friggen nameplate on the door of their new location, because they would like to be left alone.