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[Freaky Fred]

are all the mods here now?

 

[eBay Huckster]

Because he thought he was in...


GASPS!


INDIA!

It's not like they had GPS and shit in discovery times.

maybe they did

they had to have plundered it from the space moors

 

[Hitokage]

Why would he call them Indians then?

Because aliens lied to him.

 

[Soulflarz]

The rest of it made me spit my drink;

This is gold

 

[White Man]

The rest of it made me spit my drink;

This is some Room 237ish shit right here.

 

[Ominym]

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

I'm trying so hard to stay awake. I have to see the end to this epic saga

 

[Syrinx]

Stop insulting Xenosaga.

You're a nekomimi slave. Tell us, were there any ships?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Why would he call them Indians then?

Because they had tanned skin and long dark straight hair, but were clearly not European or sub-Saharan African. That left Indians, because he thought he was in India.

 

[Mysterious]

are all the mods here now?

Waiting for EviLore

 

[speculawyer]

are all the mods here now?

Now is the time to post porn.

 

[Vermillion]

are all the mods here now?

I was just about to say "not until White Man gets here," but there he is, so.

 

[hipbabboom]

Touch the country on the map that didn't accept your immigration application.

I like your variation of "Show me on this bear..."

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Congratulations, you've proven that Morocco is a sovereign nation with which the United States has had diplomatic relations.

tsk. the united states cant have diplomatic relations. its a corporation. get with the program, emcee!

Bank of America (Continent)

 

[cdyhybrid]

are all the mods here now?

I don't think Evilore has made an appearance yet.

Probably because he's afraid his plot to destroy all evidence of the Space Moors through running a gaming forum that subscribes to textbook history could be exposed.

 

[duckroll]

You're a nekomimi slave. Tell us, were there any ships?

Yes, but cats are not people, and having nine lives makes it easier to survive trans-atlantic voyages.

 

[sphagnum]

OP, genuine question, did the Moorindians use vimanas to get from Nibiru to America? That might explain everything.

 

[cobragt4001]

You know statues don't have real hair? They are made out of stone

I'm not going to post any links to Greek or Roman statues because the author might become the center of the topic but looking at a statue of a Greek woman gives you an idea of her hair texture.

 

[Necromanti]

Even though I don't use wikipedia much, I'll post this link seeing as most people trust wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan%E2%80%93American_Treaty_of_Friendship

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moors_Sundry_Act_of_1790

So are you saying the Olmec statues are supposed to look like Moors or Moroccans? Because I haven't seen any pictures of native Moroccans that would imply that, on average, they shared similar facial features.

 

[Makonero]

I was really hoping for a Mandrake post but it is 3 am and I have work tomorrow. Ugh.

 

[Ela Hadrun]

Please, do tell!

Do they also reject the notion of the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade?

He was pretty hostile to begin with, but I was nice, and by the end he wanted me to know that as a woman, I was like the Earth. His mother was an Earth too, and she was a great woman, and he wished I could meet her because she was so wise. He referred me to the website but I'm pretty sure my Irish (-"American") ass is a little pale for the club. We talked about D&D a lot.

Honestly, he was kind of sweet guy. (This was minimum security in NY state during Rockefeller, most everyone there was in for possession while black.)

 

[eBay Huckster]

also this is an extremely late post

Touch the country on the map that didn't accept your immigration application.

but this post made me lose my shit and i still haven't found it

 

[DarkFlow]

are all the mods here now?

Gaming side is burning down in flames right now.

 

[White Man]

Maybe this is what Xenosaga was trying to tell us all along.

All of this was revealed in that censored cutscene where Momo gets fisted or whatever. We weren't ready for the truth.

 

[Seda]

Lionel, I really need that summary right about now.

 

[vapor]

I'm trying so hard to stay awake. I have to see the end to this epic saga

I'm in the same boat.

 

[Vermillion]

tsk. the united states cant have diplomatic relations. its a corporation. get with the program, emcee!

Bank of America (Continent)

West Bank of America and East Bank of America, you mean?

 

[Mysterious]

Where is Mumei and EviLore

 

[collige]

But why can't I go 20-0 with Pudge?

Because Pudge isn't the right hero. In order to truly unlock your Moorish potential, you have to use Chen.

 

[BeerSnob]

I don't think Evilore has made an appearance yet.

Probably because he's afraid his plot to destroy all evidence of the Space Moors through running a gaming forum that subscribes to textbook history could be exposed.

That explains his travels all over the world. My god it all* makes sense now!


*No, no none of this makes sense.

 

[EloquentM]

So by logic, if I'm a US citizen, I'm an American citizen lol ok.

This made my eye twitch

 

[figadapaura]

I'm not going to post any links to Greek or Roman statues because the author might become the center of the topic but looking at a statue of a Greek woman gives you an idea of their hair texture.

You can post photos that aren't in books.

 

[watershed]

I'm not going to post any links to Greek or Roman statues because the author might become the center of the topic but looking at a statue of a Greek woman gives you an idea of their hair texture.

So seriously, what do you believe? Are you a "Moorish Scientist"?

 

[DoktorEvil]

I'm in the same boat.

 

[Dark Schala]

I'm not going to post any links to Greek or Roman statues because the author might become the center of the topic but looking at a statue of a Greek woman gives you an idea of their hair texture.

Greek women had bronzed or marble hair?

How did we get these soft little tresses, then?! D:

 

[whipihguh]

 

[duckroll]

All of this was revealed in that censored cutscene where Momo gets fisted or whatever. We weren't ready for the truth.

Albedo means white, but his heart was pitch black. It all makes sense now. It was a warning to us all.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

I just want to let you all know how happy I am to be a member of this forum tonight

 

[Makonero]

So seriously, what do you believe? Are you a "Moorish Scientist"?

He's a Moormon Scientologist.

 

[Soulflarz]

Lionel, I really need that summary right about now.

.
Glad you could join the party!

 

[Freaky Fred]

I'm not going to post any links to Greek or Roman statues because the author might become the center of the topic but looking at a statue of a Greek woman gives you an idea of her hair texture.

different art styles, I need photos of actual Greek women from that era

 

[Kazerei]

Why would he call them Indians then?

Oh I see. Columbus called them Indians because he studied anthropology and recognized that "Native Americans" and Indians from India were the same people. Sort of like how naga and negus and negro have the same etymological origin because they are homophones.

Thank you I have learned a lot.

 

[sphagnum]

op please dont ever read the book black athena, i think you may take it the wrong way and completely break whats left of your conception of ancient ethnicities

 

[ConfusingJazz]

He was pretty hostile to begin with, but I was nice, and by the end he wanted me to know that as a woman, I was like the Earth. His mother was an Earth too, and she was a great woman, and he wished I could meet her because she was so wise. He referred me to the website but I'm pretty sure my Irish (-"American") ass is a little pale for the club. We talked about D&D a lot.

Honestly, he was kind of sweet guy. (This was minimum security in NY state during Rockefeller, most everyone there was in for possession while black.)

After reading a bunch of the Moorish Science stuff, I am not too sure he was talking about D&D with you.

 

[DoktorEvil]

It's 3 AM and this gem of a thread is giving me enough fumes to stay awake.

Eagerly awaiting a Mandrake recap, the Bish ban, and I'll sleep like a nice babby.

 

[BeerSnob]

So seriously, what do you believe? Are you a "Moorish Scientist"?

No he's a wizard, from the moon.

 

[FelixOrion]

I don't even know what to think of this thread anymore.

 

[TheKaeptain]

OH MY GOD OP IS JADEN SMITH


It all makes sense.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Because Pudge isn't the right hero. In order to truly unlock your Moorish potential, you have to use Chen.

Holy SHIT

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

 

[hipbabboom]

Someone randomly threw out this line after telling me a girl he knew couldn't choose who she would cheer for between Iraq and US. I guess her indecision hurt him.