The announcement of the little contest sparks Sagishi's interest. He has no intention of entering himself but watching a bunch of entertainers battle sounds like a good way to spent some time.
Sadly his hopes get crushed pretty soon. If that is the best that Remdormo has to offer than that delegation would be better advised to stay home. Not that the little gnome's knowledge wasn't impressive but a lecture on nature wasn't exactly fun in Sagishi's book.
His interest only peaks again when the strange creature from before enters the stage. It's show of talents is certainly peculiar and Sagishi is sure that where it not for his strange appearance he might have been booed of the stage immediately. As it is Sagishi and the rest of the crowd stand transfixed watching a keg of liquor vanishing down the long and slender neck.
Whether it was the wish to give the people a bit of actual entertainment or seeing a chance to get to know this intriguing creature a little better, he couldn't say, but without much thought Sagishi suddenly finds himself on the stage, bowing deeply and smiling at the crowd around him. It is only when he sees the crowd looking back at him expectantly that he realizes that, now he is up here, he should probably do something.
He puts on his best smile.
"Well, what a wonderful day full of surprising performances this has been so far. I wonder though, are you still up for a little bit more, or are you already tired and can't wait to get home."
Some scattered murmur goes through the crowd, a cheer can be heard here and there.
"I said, are you still up for a little more fun?" This time Sagishi bellowed at the top of his lungs and sure enough this time the cheering was considerably louder. First rule of the entertaining business, get the people's attention. How often old Gerion had repeated that little mantra, Sagishi couldn't remember, but seeing the crowd fixated on him he knew that their was truth in the old man's words. Which meant that now came rule Nr. 2. Keep their attention.
Sagishi's mind is racing as he tries to come up with a good plan when he spots a girl carrying a tray with some leather tankards passing below the stage.
"For my first demonstration I'll need a volunteer from the crowd." He makes a show of scanning the spectators before pointing at the waitress.
"You there pretty lady! Yes, you. Come up here for a moment, will you?"
For a few moments the woman looks like she's going to decline his offer but Sagishi gives her his warmest smile and finally she climbs the stairs to the stage. Sagishi grabs one of the tankards and turns to the waiting J'raffa raising the tankard in greeting before chugging it down. Then he turns back to the crowd.
“Don't worry dear people. I don't plan on demonstrating my inferior drinking skills but watching Ser Ludwig here has made me thirsty. Now then...” He turns to the waitress. “If you'd be so kind as to give me those two empty tankards as well? Thank you. Now, I need a table... yes, this one will do.”
After two of the majors man have brought a small wooden table to the stage, Sagishi lines the three tankards upside down on the table.
“And now I need... Oh, there, if you'll excuse me pretty lady...” He leans forward as if to brush something from the waitresses hair. When his hand comes back he is holding a shining golden coin. He hands it to the girl.
“OK. Let's start. First I think you should attest to our dear spectators that those are indeed normal tankards and that you and I sadly never had the pleasure of meeting. Is that right?”
The young girl still looking around shyly, nods and with a small voice answers. “Yes, that is correct.”
“Wonderful, we wouldn't want the people to think we are tricking them, won't we? Good, now watch the coin.”
Sagishi put the coin under one of the tankards and starts moving them around with swift movements. When he is finished he smiles at the girl. “Can you tell me where the coin is?” The waitress, familiar with this game, has been watching the tankards intently and, ignoring the various enthusiastic suggestions from the crowd, points at the middle tankard. And indeed, when Sagishi lifts the tankard the coin is right there.
“What a keen eye you have. Now it's my turn” He and the waitress switch places and growing into her role more and more she moves the tankards around fast. When she is finished she looks at Sagishi who is making a show of eying the tankards with mocked concentration.
After about half a minute he shakes his head. “I'm sorry, but something is not right here. I fear that the coin is not under any of those tankards.”
With a frown on her face the waitress lifts up all three of the tankards and indeed, the coin isn't there.
“Hmmm, isn't that strange,” Sagishi muses. “Where might that Coin have ended up?” He pinches the bridge of his nose. “Oh, I can see it now. If you'd be so kind and open your left hand?”
Surprised the girl does as she is told and when she does a small ball of cackling light shoots up into the air with a howl and bursts into golden sparks above their heads.
“Ah! I'm sorry,” Sagishi continues with a smile. “That was my mistake. I meant your right hand of course.”
The girl opens here hand and there lies the golden coin.
Sleight of Hand: 1D20+5 = [14]+5 = 19
Having the chance to perform again after such a long time, Sagishi starts to relax. He arranges some of the fireworks he recently “acquired” on the table so that he can easily grab them. He then takes up the tankards from before and starts juggling them. Once he has them spinning in a sufficient arc he quickly, one after another, grabs the firecrackers and launches them into the air, where they burst between the spinning tankards.
Performance: 1D20+5 = [11]+5 = 16
When the last of the fireworks is gone Sagishi looks to the crowd once more. Since he isn't especially interested in joining the delegation he could probably just stop here, but then again, he was enjoying himself way too much and there was still the prospect of getting to chat with that J'raffa creature.
“And for my last trick. I shall need some chains and a lock.”
The request caused a little commotion but not long and some sturdy chains and a heavy lock was brought to the stage by the mayor himself. He stood before Sagishi a little unsure what to do.
“Now good Mr. Mayor. If you'd do me the honor and have your men chain me up real tight? Just imagine I'd be some sleazy little charlatan about to be thrown in the dungeon.”
The mayor did as he was told and a minute later the heavy chain is wrapped around Sagishi several times, closed at his back with the heavy lock.
“OK.” Sagishi clumsily turned around and showed his prison to the crowd, before facing them again. “I must say, dear Mr. Mayor, those are some fine chains, you have there, and that lock. Gnomish work? I thought so. I have to admit, I wouldn't want to be an ordinary thief in your town.” He wriggles around for a few seconds and then, with a loud clanking noise, the chains fall to the floor and Sagishi raises his arms. “Lucky for me. I'm not an ordinary thief!”
Thieves' Tools : 1D20+7 = [17]+7 = 24
He bows to the crowd and the mayor and then takes his place at the back of the stage with the other contestants, right next to the J'raffa who is now the sole center of his unabashed attention.
((I hope I'm not straining the performance check a bit too far with the juggling. I guess that technically might be another case of sleight of hands...))