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Doesnt need recognition
Work to live and not live to work.
Eat to poop. Don't poop to eat.
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Work to live and not live to work.
this motherfucker really went out and compared living to poop....Eat to poop. Don't poop to eat.
Wait.... Nvm
that is fucking insane. VPN didnt prevent shit.i hate myself but i downloaded the tik tok. i was going through youtube and was bored. i ended up watching the shorts and i was hooked scrolling through it. i knew it was based on tiktok so i thought this is fucking addictive i want to try tiktok so i downloaded tik tok.
all last night and this morning i sat there scrolling through it for hours. there's so many funny/cute cat videos for goodness sake so how can i not waste away my time?
i know the app is tracking everything and it's bad. i know it's probably not doing much to stop it but i signed up with a disposable email, didn't use my real name or put any info on it, made sure my account was private and didn't personalise ads etc, restrict it running in the background or accessing my location/camera/microphone etc, and i only run it with my VPN on. from just scrolling through it yesterday and today it already seems to know what city i live in (my VPN server is in the same country but a different city), my favourite football team, that i like building PCs, and of course the cat videos.
while i've been hooked i don't know if i'll keep it for long. i'll see how it goes.
i hate myself but i downloaded the tik tok. i was going through youtube and was bored. i ended up watching the shorts and i was hooked scrolling through it. i knew it was based on tiktok so i thought this is fucking addictive i want to try tiktok so i downloaded tik tok.
all last night and this morning i sat there scrolling through it for hours. there's so many funny/cute cat videos for goodness sake so how can i not waste away my time?
i know the app is tracking everything and it's bad. i know it's probably not doing much to stop it but i signed up with a disposable email, didn't use my real name or put any info on it, made sure my account was private and didn't personalise ads etc, restrict it running in the background or accessing my location/camera/microphone etc, and i only run it with my VPN on. from just scrolling through it yesterday and today it already seems to know what city i live in (my VPN server is in the same country but a different city), my favourite football team, that i like building PCs, and of course the cat videos.
while i've been hooked i don't know if i'll keep it for long. i'll see how it goes.
guac is a better dip IMOI love hummus.
guac is a better dip IMO
But is it just a dip?guac is a better dip IMO
But is it just a dip?
You are so hummurous today.That's what she said.
Eat to poop. Don't poop to eat.
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You may have been joking, but that's kinda my process (no pun intended?). I eat particular foods that are gonna make my dumps glorious triumphs over death. Oat cereal, chickpeas, salads with mostly crunches veggies, an apple a day. Getting up to poop is one of my morning highlights. And that's what's making the current diet I'm on suck. The food is good (eggs, more fish, etc.), but the dumps are those endless-wipe dumps. Ugh... But I've lost 6lbs in about a week and a half.Just wanted to make a similar joke but...
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You may have been joking, but that's kinda my process (no pun intended?). I eat particular foods that are gonna make my dumps glorious triumphs over death. Oat cereal, chickpeas, salads with mostly crunches veggies, an apple a day. Getting up to poop is one of my morning highlights. And that's what's making the current diet I'm on suck. The food is good (eggs, more fish, etc.), but the dumps are those endless-wipe dumps. Ugh... But I've lost 6lbs in about a week and a half.
Yeah, at first I was trying just all lean proteins. But I had to have my salad and apple. So, trying to cut most other carbs (besides the chickpeas, which I do every other day). We'll see what happens next Wednesday when I weigh myself again.More fibers. Greens. And you'll be ghost pooping in no time.
And yes morning poops are great <3
A bidet will take your morning poo to the next level. I'm almost certain I've got to have the cleanest bhole on Gaf.More fibers. Greens. And you'll be ghost pooping in no time.
And yes morning poops are great <3
Bookmarked for later out of context use. Please continue.I'm almost certain I've got to have the cleanest bhole on Gaf.
If you've got it, you might as well flaunt it.Bookmarked for later out of context use. Please continue.
A bidet will take your morning poo to the next level. I'm almost certain I've got to have the cleanest bhole on Gaf.
All it needs is a bleach setting and it would be perfect. My only fans could really take off then.Does it have those skin wrinkles you get from laying in a bathtub for to long?
Why am I informing about your butthole.
Why
All it needs is a bleach setting and it would be perfect. My only fans could really take off then.
Are all 468 posts about you?Imagine being a FULLY GROWN ADULT living in Australia, and choosing to spend all your days constantly cyber harassing a guy like me, who you'll never even met. So sad. Get a gun!
As sad as it is, yes they indeed are. This knob has been clowning me for years. He thinks him saying he's not Australian despite evidence to the contrary, makes him so smart.
He also has a weird YouTube account devoted to posting these daft videos, with subtle references to me, such as i.e my dead dog called Pepsi, and my career as a film extra, etc.
The demented dude's literally a dumb fuck, living down under.
If somebody will ever look at my bookmarks then it sure will look like that i'm the weirdo.If you've got it, you might as well flaunt it.
Imagine being a FULLY GROWN ADULT living in Australia, and choosing to spend all your days constantly cyber harassing a guy like me, who you'll never even meet. So sad. Get a gun!
More importantly, why are you not using dark mode to browse GAF?Are all 468 posts about you?
You'd be surprised at the number of forums that stalker post about Gaf users.im glad i dont have an internet stalker
Stop feeding the trolls. As for the content of this post, I ain't reading all that shit.I do turn it on at night, sometimes.
He's essentially implying on that forum that I'm being racist because I said a while ago that Lance Reddick didn't suit playing Albert Wesker from the RE universe for that garbage Netflix series, and I recently made a similar comparison to Tommy Miller being played by a dude who looks Mexican. Right? But hell, I say that about any actor who doesn't look like the race of the character they're intended to be portraying. If Jill for example was a Latin lady to begin with, then I wouldn't deem it "correct" to have an American woman play her. As in, you know, a pure American. But as Jill is in fact American, it's okay for the actress in Resident Evil: Apocalypse to have earned the role. Unlike the Hispanic actress in that shite reboot from a few years ago. Perhaps she's good at acting in other films, and if so, I have no beef with her dramatic skills. But I don't care, though. Or whatever nationality that character is to start off with. I meant if you're of a certain country's descent.
Example: American-Chinese. African-American, or whatever the fuck. If that person was Chinese from day one, then cool. A Chinese man can have the part. He doesn't even have a valid problem with me saying this stuff about their skin tone anyhow. He just talks a lot of weirdo internet babble and other assorted crap about myself essentially to talk crap, all because he hates me for having to ban me from some shite forum he ran, from like two decades ago. It's like saying I hate that your eyes are blue and not green, Peter, because I just don't like you at all, so I will say stupid things every week online on a dead unmoderated forum like only a pussy would do, because I, James Berich will say shit about everything to be deliberately spiteful. He's about as annoying as my fucking typos.
im glad i dont have an internet stalker
You'd be surprised at the number of forums that stalker post about Gaf users.
I also love hummus. A hummusexual, if you likeI love hummus.
As sad as it is, yes they indeed are. This knob has been clowning me for years. He thinks him saying he's not Australian despite evidence to the contrary, makes him so smart.
He also has a weird YouTube account devoted to posting these daft videos, with subtle references to me, such as i.e my dead dog called Pepsi, and my career as a film extra, etc.
The demented dude's literally a dumb fuck, living down under.
I also love hummus. A hummusexual, if you like
Stalker post is harsher than the reality, to be fair. More like make fun of dumb posts than anything more serious. Most of them these days focus on REE.You can't be serious
im glad i dont have an internet stalker
Grildon Tundy why did you like my post? are you an internet stalker? What are you doing here?!?!?
Because animals aren't allowed to use them.why are they called personal computers when PCs in a library are not personal?