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[Tesseract]

This year has been such a nightmare. I wonder how long until things go back to normal... if ever?

 

[King of Foxes]

Grass fed eggs ??? Those yolks look like freaking oranges I want some my cheapas$ eggs are always faded yellow

Free range, more expensive but worth it.

 

[Cutty Flam]

This year has been such a nightmare. I wonder how long until things go back to normal... if ever?

Slowly but surely, I can guess. Can the economy even last in a state like this for a year? Not even sure

 

[Erdrick]

Queen Elizabeth and John Noble look like the same person. Or at least related. Just was noticing their resemblances when I saw her on a Canadian $20 bill the other day. "Why does this remind me of the TV show 'Fringe'?"

 

[German Hops]

One who doesn't have the sauce is lost.

However, when One has the sauce, One can get lost in the sauce.

 

[and 3 others]

Queen Elizabeth and John Noble look like the same person. Or at least related. Just was noticing their resemblances when I saw her on a Canadian $20 bill the other day. "Why does this remind me of the TV show 'Fringe'?"

Probably the same premise how most babies look the same, just at the other end of the spectrum.

 

[Kev Kev]

to all people who piss right on the ground in parking garages... fuck you

there needs to be a batman who hangs out in parking garages to stop these pee pee assailants

pee pee batman

 

[SometimeLaterToday]

I've just spent half a day building one of those adult lego sets with a couple of friends. I can't really believe how the whole experience easily smashed into the top ten best, most wholesome moments of my life, whatever the hell that says about someone. Just surprised at how much I resonated with the whole thing, since I was never really into legos when I was a kid, in the first place.

On the other hand, I could see how absolutely easy it would be to get addicted to this and eventually ending up onto less pleasant paths, especially considering just how much some of those sets cost.

 

[Kev Kev]

im good enough at life to not be homeless

but im still bad at life

also i suck at making haikus

 

[GAMETA]

What if life is just a simple programming code that translates to "Do not shut down"

check energy; check risk; check deterioration; check fear; check safe;

if energy < 15:
hunger.exe

if risk > 10:
run.exe

if risk < 9:
safe

if fear:
hide.exe; check risk

if safe:
check deterioration

if deterioration > 10:
die.exe

if deterioration < 9:
reproduce.exe

 

[Kev Kev]

GAF random thjoughts - back in my day™ edition

exhibit 1 --> c:\games\doom

exhibit 2 --v

exhibit c

 

[MaestroMike]

anyone tryna protest with me at the target near my house ?? papa needs me a new TV !!

 

[Mondai]

Peanut Butter is one of the best things humans have invented, also I just drank a cup of orange juice, I feel #blessed.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I've just spent half a day building one of those adult lego sets with a couple of friends. I can't really believe how the whole experience easily smashed into the top ten best, most wholesome moments of my life, whatever the hell that says about someone. Just surprised at how much I resonated with the whole thing, since I was never really into legos when I was a kid, in the first place.

On the other hand, I could see how absolutely easy it would be to get addicted to this and eventually ending up onto less pleasant paths, especially considering just how much some of those sets cost.

Adults need to remember to have fun too. : )

Something I try to frequently remind myself of, when things are getting too crazy or serious in life.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Why do cafeterias smell so bad in nursing homes? Why do nursing homes smell so bad? It’s not the part of the building because these people get to leave. It’s like some horrible smell of food rotting in a bucket of water.

 

[haxan7]

Why do cafeterias smell so bad in nursing homes? Why do nursing homes smell so bad? It’s not the part of the building because these people get to leave. It’s like some horrible smell of food rotting in a bucket of water.

Yeah, I remember that from when I was a little kid visiting my great grandmother.

Some quick online research says there’s some chemical called nonenal that only old people produce which creates the odor. Pretty sure calling it the smell of death is not too inappropriate.

 

[GAMETA]

Why do cafeterias smell so bad in nursing homes? Why do nursing homes smell so bad? It’s not the part of the building because these people get to leave. It’s like some horrible smell of food rotting in a bucket of water.

I mean, a good amount of them are frail and don't bath too often... it's a sad situation.

 

[King of Foxes]

Merry Claytons voice breaking is the best thing about Gimme Shelter

 

[haxan7]

twerking must be a great stretch for your lower body

 

[Cutty Flam]

My destiny is to become the nation’s very first Horndog of the United States (HOTUS)

 

[Kev Kev]

My destiny is to become the nation’s very first Horndog of the United States (HOTUS)

 

[Cutty Flam]

I’ll be like the nation’s version of Batman, except only those who fuck will ever see me. To virgins, I am simply

Spoiler

a myth

 

[King of Foxes]

Rewatching Rome, best part of the show

All mockeries of Jews and their one God shall be kept to an appropriate minimum

Always gets a laugh from me

 

[captainraincoat]

If I jerk of to myself with the Snapchat woman filter am I gay or is it incest?

 

[Kev Kev]

If I jerk of to myself with the Snapchat woman filter am I gay or is it incest?

both

 

[MafiaMurderBag]

As much as i love my wife when she does this i wonder if i married a retard.

You think that's bad, mine can't tell difference between a fictional TV show and a documentary.

 

[MafiaMurderBag]

Dog is raw maybe?

Why doesn't everybody just worship Mars then?

 

[King of Foxes]

If I jerk of to myself with the Snapchat woman filter am I gay or is it incest?

both

gaycest

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

If a nugget of poo comes out accidently when you fart is called a Shart then what is it called when you fart mid shit and continue on?

 

[Kev Kev]

i have a big dick

 

[Kev Kev]

the only reason to become a wedding DJ? slappin titties

 

[synchronicity]

Sometimes the threads or replies I put the most effort into get zero traction and then my laziest shitposts can get multiple replies/reactions

Life lesson. Just give up.

 

[Mr Hyde]

I'm hungry and too lazy to cook something. Fucking hell.

 

[Celcius]

Looks like we’re going to be in for a hot summer

 

[diffusionx]

This thread is for random thoughts that don’t deserve their own thread, but need to be asked.

For instance they say everything is like riding a bike, once you learn you can’t forget.

Is it possible that anybody ever forgot how to ride a bike?

Once you learn to read, is it possible to forget how? Can you suddenly go from literate to illiterate?

If your body is dirty and soap is clean do you get dirty from touching the soap or do you dirty the soap?

I think people have forgotten to read, but it is after a major brain injury.

Isn't the "hard" part of riding a bike just getting the balance down? I don't know how one forgets that, honestly.

 

[TheSadRanger]

I've just spent half a day building one of those adult lego sets with a couple of friends. I can't really believe how the whole experience easily smashed into the top ten best, most wholesome moments of my life, whatever the hell that says about someone. Just surprised at how much I resonated with the whole thing, since I was never really into legos when I was a kid, in the first place.

On the other hand, I could see how absolutely easy it would be to get addicted to this and eventually ending up onto less pleasant paths, especially considering just how much some of those sets cost.

I've been having a sort of mid life crisis lately and have been debating about either getting into Lego again or getting a motorcycle.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

I've been having a sort of mid life crisis lately and have been debating about either getting into Lego again or getting a motorcycle.

Every guy going through a midlife crisis gets a motorcycle. Now Legos, that'll get you the chicks.

 

[and 3 others]

Every guy going through a midlife crisis gets a motorcycle. Now Legos, that'll get you the chicks.

What if you've always had motorcycles? Does continuing acquiring mc's still constitute mid-life crisis? Asking for a friend.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

What if you've always had motorcycles? Does continuing acquiring mc's still constitute mid-life crisis? Asking for a friend.

No, that's fine. Your friend is in the clear.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

 

[MaestroMike]

704 members online right now never seen it above 700 or even 500/600 until like a week ago. Wonder if its going to break 1,000.

 

[TheSadRanger]

Every guy going through a midlife crisis gets a motorcycle. Now Legos, that'll get you the chicks.

Haha, the only thing that holds me off is I had a close family member wipe out on their motorcycle on was in the hospital for three weeks.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I really think I have the charisma to break a group out into spontaneous song and dance, but am terrified to try.

 

[Cutty Flam]

I really think I have the charisma to break a group out into spontaneous song and dance, but am terrified to try.

What would you do if all the female NeoGAF members rented out a hotel, congregated in the same hotel room, played this song, and danced slowly for the entire duration of the video without making eye contact and them slowly dispersed out the room one by one without saying a word to each other?

 

[ILoveGTR]

A1: No
A2 : No
A3: No
Youre welcome

 

[Cutty Flam]

OI JOSUKE

 

[Kev Kev]

I went from being stone cold sober for the last two years to smoking marijuana pretty much every day for the last three months and it has been fucking awesome

 

[V2Tommy]

I once lent a friend a VHS porn tape in high school, and he watched one scene so often that it tore the tape in one particular spot. He spliced it back together with Scotch tape and now the best scene looks pretty bad. That has to be the highest compliment a scene could ever receive.

 

[Breakage]

How's Sony gonna create the logo for PS6 without making it look like “PSb”(a lower case B)?

 

[Kev Kev]

i lost my virginity when i was 14 to a girl who was 13 and i thought that was totally normal back then but i look back now like "OH MY GOD WE WERE BABIES WHAT THE HELLLL"