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[Earthbound64]

What is love?

Spoiler

Baby don't hurt me...

A 2nd-hand emotion.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Is Bowser cucking my girlfriend?

 

[parrotbeak]

What simple things can't you "do"?

 

[Schlorgan]

Red Dead Redemption, 2 new trailers September 28th

 

[parrotbeak]

Several Nascar owners say they wouldn’t tolerate other races at national anthem protests

 

[MikeHattsu]

Nintendo Japan eShop source code?

 

[Izuna]

how am i not a junior

 

[Browny]

Let's post some awesome train tracks

 

[Earthbound64]

On still subscribing to Virgin/Virgin shaming.



Dog dragged off Southwest flight over professor allergy - "I'm a woman!"

Professor dragged off Southwest flight over woman allergy - "I'm a dog!"

 

[parrotbeak]

Pigman (how appropriate) making sport of killing David Pumpkins

Colin Moriarty Says White Supremacy/Racism Doesn't Exist Because David Pumpkins

Would you put a 10 year old David Pumpkins through chemotherapy?

City of Peterborough grants permit to David Pumpkins for a rally Saturday in public square

David Pumpkins is accomplishing nothing! Nope. Reuters: "David Pumpkins begins to alter American life"

What is the best flavor of David Pumpkins? What is the worst?

Husky dog adopts David Pumpkins who wouldn't eat, they are inseperable now

NeoGAF Drawing-a-David Pumpkins Thread

JJ Abrams and Paramount Pictures team up for a live action movie of "David Pumpkins"

Europe gives Facebook, Twitter final warning on David Pumpkins - CNN

Julia Louis-Dreyfus‏ has been diagnosed with David Pumpkins

Any questions?


OT:

On still being a pigman/pigman shaming

Underage teen faces life as registered sex offender for having sex with underage pigman

 

[parrotbeak]

Lockheed Martin unveils fully reusable crewed Sex robot

How in the hell did Harvey Birdman Sex Robot At Law get made

Ducktales (2017) |OT| Might solve a mystery, or sex robot history!

Colin Moriarty sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair

How in the hell did Colin Moriarty get made

Lockheed Martin unveils fully unusable crude Colin Moriarty

 

[Earthbound64]

Elon Musk to speak on Mars at International Astronautical Congress 9:30pmMARS 9/28



Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at bingo game



Ok why is everyone saying the orville redenbacher sucks?

 

[bluethree]

Bane keeps cooking food at night and it's driving me crazy

 

[Earthbound64]

I think I accidentally racist today



Expert: Da Vinci painted new version of Mona Lisa

Expert: Da Vinci painted nude version of Moaning Lisa

Ex-pat: Da Vinci painted nude version of Mona Lisa



Do you engage with small talk with people servicing you?

Do you engage people who service with small talk?

 

[Schlorgan]

Bane keeps cooking food at night and it's driving me crazy

"That's a late meal."

"For you."

 

[Amalthea]

Where is that Harry Potter Musou, Warner?

 

[parrotbeak]

If you could only have one ethnic cleansing type for the rest of your life...

 

[Earthbound64]

.

That's how I initially read it as.
I then felt bad about myself.

Was thinking about posting it here, but didn't want to risk get banned...
(I don't know if that would be the result or not, but I didn't want to risk it)

 

[Browny]

Do you ever get incontinent dreams?

 

[Earthbound64]

Do you love your cat? If not, you're a horrible person.



Green guy in my backyard box



Why is my ex sexting me still after 3 months of no contact.



Years of Howard Stern's interviews with Trump now gone after YMCA takedown

Do you ever get incontinent dreams?

I was just coming here to post that.
That was how I read the topic the first time as well.

 

[SalvaPot]

Is the Nintendo Switch a suitable replacement for my parents?

 

[berzeli]

What do you do when your game isn't a blockbuster success despite selling it for $15 and you want pity?

 

[bluethree]

The history of Brazilian Puyo Puyo beans is fascinating.

 

[Earthbound64]

Is eBay really bad at propositioning sellers?

 

[parrotbeak]

First time in public shower (Need Help!)

First time in public restroom (Need Help!)

First time in public (Need Help!)

 

[Earthbound64]

First time in public (Need Help!)

A topic for this should be stickied at the top of Off-Topic.

 

[parrotbeak]

A topic for this should be stickied at the top of Off-Topic.

I'm pretty sure all of those have been actual thread topics, just not the exact title.

 

[Earthbound64]

I'm pretty sure all of those have been actual thread topics, just not the exact title.

Oh, no doubt about it.

 

[Fat4all]

Let's talk the logistics a Virtual Boy Classic Edition

 

[Earthbound64]

Your ideal home (modular, cellular, interactivodular) and location (ring, ring, ring)?

 

[Earthbound64]

So uh

 

[parrotbeak]

Parents treat daughter's cannabis with leukemia

Parents treat daughter's leukemia with Instant Pot

Daughter's leukemia back down to $70

 

[Earthbound64]

So, how would a hypocritical N64 Classic Mini work?

 

[davepoobond]

Parents treat daughter's cannabis with leukemia

Parents treat daughter's leukemia with Instant Pot

Daughter's leukemia back down to $70

Parents treat leukemia's daughter with pot

 

[bluethree]

So, how would a hypocritical N64 Classic Mini work?

"Playstation had the blurriest textures and worst image compression imaginable. It's draw distance was also a complete joke. SAD!"

 

[Auctopus]

So uh

These drive me mad alongside thread titles that start as if GAF was in the middle of one big conversation...

"Wait, so ....
"Hold on....

 

[Izuna]

So uh

At least, I did it on purpose and the CoD one was a reference to the Titanfall thread.

It's funny because the CoD one only has 2 pages lmao

 

[Earthbound64]

At least, I did it on purpose

"Joke's on them, I was just pretending."

 

[Schlorgan]

These drive me mad alongside thread titles that start as if GAF was in the middle of one big conversation...

"Wait, so ....
"Hold on....

"Am I The Only One....?"

I hate it so much.

 

[Izuna]

"Joke's on them, I was just pretending."

?

 

[Earthbound64]

?

It's a reference to an image comic about how people who say "I was only pretending" look to others.

"Am I The Only One....?"

I hate it so much.

"Am I the only one who hates it so much?"

 

[Earthbound64]

 

[Morrigan Stark]

So uh, how would a hypocritical N64 Classic Mini work?

ftfy

 

[Earthbound64]

ftfy

So uh, am I the only one? Can we talk about Parody Thread Urges?

 

[Schlorgan]

"Am I the only one who hates it so much?"

Am I The Only One That Hates "Am I The Only One?" Threads?

 

[Trouble]

Kirk: "Khan Needed to Know That Justice Would Follow Him To The Gates of Hell"

 

[Earthbound64]

50% of Millennials would give up their right to vote to get $1.05



I think a man with no arms is leaving sleeves at my door.

 

[parrotbeak]

50% of voters would give up their right to student loans to get Millennials erased

 

[Earthbound64]

Gold showers - my experience.

 

[Izuna]

In this thread, let's get banned