I shaved my balls while cutting
This is the best one I ever saw: Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
i make a sorta joke thread when my fish died and got banned.
joke threads are no laughing matter at gaf
I had an idea for a thread like this but people make the full OP in their post.
My joke thread idea involved spelunking.
Wait, so all of the hilarious threads in OT are real?!
Plenty of room for jokes but don't waste GAF's time. That includes members, tagged-elite, and mods.
Right, exactly. I come to GAF to be productive, so please don't waste my time.Plenty of room for jokes but don't waste GAF's time. That includes members, tagged-elite, and mods.
Right, exactly. I come to GAF to be productive, so please don't waste my time.
Comedy works better when it's straight.
Homophobe
"Would you even know if you were?
Sometimes I lay awake all night wondering if people have me set to ignore, my heart racing, wanting to scream but I can't because I still live with my mom. Did people not see that funny post I made? Why didn't that guy I quoted answer my question? Did I offend some Gaffer by accident? GAF if you can hear me, please post in this thread."
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I feel like I'd get ignored/banned if I made that thread.
worst sex you never had?
woot?
The new menu item basically takes a square of flatbread (i.e. a roughly six-inch "dough" made from hydrolyzed poultry feathers or human hair) and tops it with soybean-enriched "marinara" sauce, an MSG-laden product no one should call mozzarella cheese, and one of four "topping" combinations.
The available choices are: fake Cheese, soy flour-based Pepperoni, vaguely Spicy Italian, and genetically modified Veggie.
I've always wanted to make a thread titled Blame SpaceTime, Dawg. and see where it leads.
FixedMediocre parody is terrible comedy. Thread carefully.