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New Spike VGA Teaser Video For PS3 Exclusive [Troll Levels Approaching Maximum]

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I want to play this game.
 

yurinka

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But remember that unlockable post game teaser thing in god of war 1?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNH7nmeHmvI

I actually dont think that makes sense after GOW2 and 3 but it would at least fit the "in the works for a long time" criteria.
This was the unlockable I was teasing. I thought it was included in GoW3 and was teasing GoW4, so my idea was a GoW4 in the present days, with a new Kratos (well, a bald marine Kratos).
But it doesn't make sense, nope?
 
This was the unlockable I was teasing. I thought it was included in GoW3 and was teasing GoW4, so my idea was a GoW4 in the present days, with a new Kratos (well, a bald marine Kratos).
But it doesn't make sense, nope?

well modern day is something they have if wanted to go crazy... they are kind of screwed if they wanted to make GOW5 though.. whats next? the future?

I always though God of war 4 should be
set right after 3 but you play as a new protagonist out to kill kratos after he killed all the gods and sort of messed up the world. With that ending they can still say Kratos is still alive if they want. It would be the series kind of going full circle
 

hey_it's_that_dog

benevolent sexism
well modern day is something they have if wanted to go crazy... they are kind of screwed if they wanted to make GOW5 though.. whats next? the future?

I always though God of war 4 should be
set right after 3 but you play as a new protagonist out to kill kratos after he killed all the gods and sort of messed up the world. With that ending they can still say Kratos is still alive if they want

All they'd have to do is retcon in a bastard son to go after the father (in keeping with the theme of the series). He would be half human, half god, half random QTE slut.
 

yurinka

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All they'd have to do is retcon in a bastard son to go after the father (in keeping with the theme of the series). He would be half human, half god, half random QTE slut.
LOL I support this.
I want to play this game.
It was released in 1989, even before SNES existed.

It featured awesome graphics and music, and even voices! Back then it was like Crysis 4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTWd_eyAmgQ

Please, see the intro and go to 0:11:00 to enjoy next gen FPS stuff!!!
 

Jomjom

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With all these animals in the teasers, maybe this is just that Tokyo Jungle game. But now with first person chihuahua mode.
 
Just read the playstationlifestyle take and research about the guy but...

It would take some ridiculous writing to make a huge ant fit.
First, the crank/dented mechanism noise doesn't sound like ants communication.
The scream or shriek in the end, is as loud as the panting and clanking. Unless people are turning into ants, or there are huge ants, or all small ants ressonated in one large shriek... it's not an ant shriek (according to my brother, bullet ants sound like a sharp scratchy whistle, not a scream).
Given that, what the fungus has to do with it all? Ants are getting mad and moving up, but who cares about the fungus, if the ants are apparently more deadly?

But that's not even the point.

Why the first video shows people rioting against the crowd control, biohazard control checking graves, quarantine areas, people wearing masks!?
Because of ants moving north and attacking people and turning them into big ants?

It gets even more naive when you take into account the narrator's words.
Loss of innocence because they are killing ants, or ant people, or infected with fungi people? Or killing themselves?

The last two sound more plausible.

And if you take into account the Uncharted 3 newspaper...

Why are scientists dealing with killer fungi, if there are huge ant swarm attacking people and infecting or whatever?
If there is a transmission outbreak, you deal with the transmitter first, while figuring out the disease. Which in this case wouldn't even be a virus, but a fungi.

But oh well, tonight can't come soon enough.
If the writers are as clever as some guess, I'll be in for a huge disappointment.
 
Just thinking about how you would make a survival horror zombie ant game and remembered there were some old movies about ants. I remember watching this one among a few others.

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BY2K

Membero Americo
eoffkeighley Geoff Keighley
Amazing top-secret rehearsals tonight at #VGAs. Some very special things in the works. Can't wait for tomorrow night!

I don't see what's so special about a rehearsal being top-secret...
 

Poker360

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The hint here isn't the animal, but the popcorn.


You see, in halo, there is the flood.. And part of the flood was "POPCORN BUGS" -- Well, at least thats what people I knew called them.

So, he is telling us that BUNGIE is making whatever game this is.
And if that isn't popcorn, Well, uh.. Well IDK.. lets just say it is!
 

patsu

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The hint here isn't the animal, but the popcorn.


You see, in halo, there is the flood.. And part of the flood was "POPCORN BUGS" -- Well, at least thats what people I knew called them.

So, he is telling us that BUNGIE is making whatever game this is.
And if that isn't popcorn, Well, uh.. Well IDK

No, no, no. You see the big mole beside the bunny's mouth ? That's the hint.

He's telling us Cindy Crawford will be the VA for Chloe in this new, exclusive, double secret Uncharted ant DLC.
 
The hint here isn't the animal, but the popcorn.


You see, in halo, there is the flood.. And part of the flood was "POPCORN BUGS" -- Well, at least thats what people I knew called them.

So, he is telling us that BUNGIE is making whatever game this is.
And if that isn't popcorn, Well, uh.. Well IDK.. lets just say it is!

the bunny is black and white... yesterday he posted a panda gif... Panda's are black and white.

BLACK AND WHITE!


Peter Molyneux is jumping ship and working at Sony!
 

SamuraiX-

Member
It's pretty obvious that Geoff did all this in the first place to troll the shit outta GAF.

and I'm loving every second of it. hah
 

patsu

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This thread feels like a Nobi Nobi Boy game. By the time we are done, we will all end up in Jupiter together with Nobi Nobi Boy and his girlfriend.
 
Does anyone else remember the Killzone 2 thread from E3 of yesteryear?

Lets make this hype train roll...

certainly do, I think we all learnt lessons about hype from that debacle. Depending on your preference such levels of hype repeating itself can be your lolz or chagrin/ I'm with the lolz on this one.
 
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