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[Monocle]

safe moist as dudebros

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I never want to see a Photoshop of this. Ever.

I think you'll find what you're not looking for by doing a Google photosearch for "pokemon dugtrio" with no filter.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I have never contemplated the moistness of my fellow man.

I have many things to think about.

 

[thetrin]

NEOGAF LOVES JAPAN THOSE WEEABOOS! THEY SHOULD LOVE STUFF FROM THE COUNTRY THEY LIVE IN

BTW SONY IS AWESOME

...oh wait

 

[AceBandage]

Actually, I've been trying to crack the code, and the closest I can come is maybe:

I am not moist (all wet?). You are just like the rest. Safe. All wet. As dudes, but not I.

(Yeah. I got nothin.)

I got it! He was after the Jack Ruby!

 

[readleeb]

Does anyone else really want a brownie now?

For some reason shortcake comes to mind. And whipped cream. moisture

 

[Monocle]

I have never contemplated the moistness of my fellow man.

I have many things to think about.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I agree.

But I'm still not sure if it's legal to bring a horse into it halfway through the act.

 

[Plywood]

NEOGAF LOVES JAPAN THOSE WEEABOOS! THEY SHOULD LOVE STUFF FROM THE COUNTRY THEY LIVE IN

BTW SONY IS AWESOME

...oh wait

 

[whitehawk]

The last flickers of the embers of a lucid dream.

I never understood this picture. He's playing Playstation, while riding a roller coaster...

 

[Danthrax]

I think you'll find what you're not looking for by doing a Google photosearch for "pokemon dugtrio" with no filter.

I blame you for this.

safe moist as dugtrios

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I never understood this picture. He's playing Playstation, while riding a roller coaster...

After taking PCP.

 

[ianp622]

 

[Metroidvania]

Does anyone else really want a brownie now?

Holy shit yes.

Also, :lol at this thread. I saw the title, and I did a massive double take.

 

[Zombie James]

:lol

 

[MisterHero]

After taking PCP.

Are you kidding? As a person on the inside track, he takes PS9!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIQzZt1pC8s

 

[Monocle]

SooOOOoONY LOVE *explicit lyrics*

I agree.

But I'm still not sure if it's legal to bring a horse into it halfway through the act.

Are you kidding? How do you expect the money shot to work without the stallion? I didn't smuggle three mountain goats and 25 meters of rubber tubing through customs to have you sabotage this entire production with a question of law.

 

[Mar]

:lol

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

:lol at this thread!

For the record, while I am a firm believer that the motion controlled future is already here, I find myself extremely skeptical on glasses-dependent 3D displays effect in the home TV space in much the same way that I doubt that I or any of my children will become professional swimmers.

Also, butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

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butts

 

[Jive Turkey]

So I'm searching but I'm not getting any decent Seth Dub posts. Did he post under that name? Anybody have any keywords I should search for? Links? My google-fu is weak.

 

[MikeE21286]

oh shit :lol :lol

 

[hxa155]

He was also a painter. What's your point?

Spoiler

Everyone knows the mustache was the real source of his power.

Saddam was also a novelist...sooo yeah

 

[Monocle]

So I'm searching but I'm not getting any decent Seth Dub posts. Did he post under that name? Anybody have any keywords I should search for? Links? My google-fu is weak.

I'm not sure if this will help, but he attacks a poster called Thoren in the credits for his "song."

 

[I AM JOHN!]

So I'm searching but I'm not getting any decent Seth Dub posts. Did he post under that name? Anybody have any keywords I should search for? Links? My google-fu is weak.

I may be wrong, but

Spoiler

I think Sethdub is a troll - like Chadwardenn - and never posted on GAF.

 

[Crisis]

I may be wrong, but

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I think Sethdub is a troll - like Chadwardenn - and never posted on GAF.

He specifically mentions that he was banned. Didn't you listen to his mad, moist rhymes?

 

[Plywood]

:lol at this thread!

For the record, while I am a firm believer that the motion controlled future is already here, I find myself extremely skeptical on glasses-dependent 3D displays effect in the home TV space in much the same way that I doubt that I or any of my children will become professional swimmers.

Also, butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

Spoiler

butts

If only I could understand what you're saying, I need to get to the bottom of this. ಠ_ಠ

 

[Taurus]

Ah, the Lemon of Troy. :lol :lol

 

[I AM JOHN!]

He specifically mentions that he was banned. Didn't you listen to his mad, moist rhymes?

And you think he couldn't have faked that? Way to not be able to think outside the box, you cookie cutter motherfucker.

 

[rollingstart]

I like that gif, now show me what you are capable of. You cookie cutter mother fucker, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.

:lol

 

[Monocle]

:lol at this thread!

For the record, while I am a firm believer that the motion controlled future is already here, I find myself extremely skeptical on glasses-dependent 3D displays effect in the home TV space in much the same way that I doubt that I or any of my children will become professional swimmers.

Also, butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts

Spoiler

butts

And it's a good thing, too. 8 out of 10 experts agree that swimming can cause dudes to become moist.

 

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

SooOOOoONY LOVE *explicit lyrics*

If there's one thing I love more than songs that describe defecating on someone else's electronics, it's people with the last name Weisenberger calling their friends "niggaz" and bragging about never being caught while listing their full name in the credits.

 

[Taurus]

And it's a good thing, too. 8 out of 10 experts agree that swimming can cause dudes to become moist.

Now that we are talking about statistics...

Did you guys know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rapes?

 

[Crisis]

And you think he couldn't have faked that? Way to not be able to think outside the box, you cookie cutter motherfucker.

Somehow I don't think Seth Dub is capable of thinking outside of a paper bag let alone a box. Unless the bag were moist.

 

[Mush]

IM DYING! STOP IT! :lol

 

[Monocle]

Now that we are talking about statistics...

Did you guys know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rapes?

But of course. 4 out of those 10 people are me!

 

[Zombie James]

IM DYING! STOP IT! :lol

He needs water, quickly! And make it extra moist!

 

[I AM JOHN!]

Somehow I don't think Seth Dub is capable of thinking outside of a paper bag let alone a box. Unless the bag were moist.

That's a pretty safe moist as dudes standpoint to take. How big of you. :|

 

[Crisis]

That's a pretty safe moist as dudes standpoint to take. How big of you. :|

Judging me by the things I write. You're just like all those other cookie cutter motherfuckers.

 

[thetrin]

I have no idea why, but moist sounds like a dirty word to me. Maybe because I can't form a sentence with the word "moist" without it sounding sexual or gross.

 

[hxa155]

"show me what your capable of you cookie cutter motherfucker safe moist as dudes"

this guy was amazing

why did ya ban him? he could have brought more golden posts like this :lol

 

[Skiesofwonder]

It's nice to see a thread that brings smiles and laughs from all camps of NeoGAF.

Thank you gluv85. You will always be a dangerous dry as dude to me.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

SooOOOoONY LOVE *explicit lyrics*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM

 

[Danthrax]

I have no idea why, but moist sounds like a dirty word to me. Maybe because I can't form a sentence with the word "moist" without it sounding sexual or gross.

"My lawn is pretty moist this morning"

wait no

"This delicious cake is so moist"

um 4chan would have a field day with that one, hold on

"Here, you can clean up your mess with my moist toilette."



...okay I can't do it either

 

[mr_nothin]

I think he's trying to call you dudes a buncha pussies.

Pussy ass dudes maybe?

 

[goldenpp72]

I have no idea why, but moist sounds like a dirty word to me. Maybe because I can't form a sentence with the word "moist" without it sounding sexual or gross.

Youtube dead like me pilot

 

[thetrin]

Youtube dead like me pilot

You know, I've watched Dead Like Me, and I totally forgot that part from the pilot.

 

[Crisis]

Who is the safest and moistest dude here? Give several reasons why.

 

[∀ Narayan]

... What the fuck.

 

[UltimateIke]

Who is the safest and moistest dude here? Give several reasons why.

Anyone who would claim such for himself is neither safe nor moist.

You'd have to be nominated.

 

[bishoptl]

Anyone who would claim such for himself is a cookie cutter motherfucker.

fixed for moistness

 

[Neuromancer]

I like that gif, now show me what you are capable of. You cookie cutter mother fucker, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.

Can someone explain this to me please?

Or is there no explanation?