Drinky Crow
Banned
Well, it's patently obvious after the Halo 2 scoring furor that our precious, talented forumgoers have the amazing ability to predict what scores a game SHOULD get well before they've played any significant portion of it.
It would be a SHAME not to leverage this psychic prowess for good, so rather than allow reality to be shaped posthumously by dilettante reviewers, I propose that we start the GAF Procognitive Review Score Project.
The rules are simple. I'm going to list ten popular forthcoming titles in this post, and you, the Blinx Two-esque Masters of Time and Space that you are, tell the rest of the world EXACTLY WHAT THE SCORE IS -- NOT "WILL BE" -- *IS*. When the game is released, we'll average up the scores, and the END RESULT WILL BE GA CANON.
That's right; whatever the AVERAGE INDICATED SCORE for the game is will be the ULTIMATE OFFICIAL SCORE over anythng put out by Gamespot, EGM, IGN, or whathaveyou. This is the GAF FIAT SCORE, and it *is* reality.
This score is official because you have massively evolved minds capable of understanding complex quantum permutations, reducing the potentiality of any given game at the moment of its very conception to a single scalar value. Can those EGM tards do this? No. You, however, can, and it behooves the less gifted among us to accept the results of your transcendental genius as more than simply the way things ought to be, but in fact as THE WAY THINGS ACTUALLY ARE.
So, here goes. I'm going to list ten games, and you put your fingers to your temples and give us the scores. Scores must be on a 100% scale -- but you already KNEW that, of course.
1. Final Fantasy 12.
2. Dragon Quest 8.
3. Donkey Kong's Jungle Beat.
4. Geist.
5. Rumble Roses.
6. Virtua Fighter: Cyber Generations.
7. Super Mario 64x4.
8. Ridge Racers (PSP).
9. Knights of the Old Republic 2.
10. The Legend of Zelda Gamecube.
Channel your biases into the ether and let the amazingly early judgments roll like the inexorable tide of GAF opinion they are. To discourage false prophets who might offer say a "1" for Zelda in the hopes of influencing reality unfairly, I will give a copy of Outrun 2 to the person whose scores most closely match the average.
It would be a SHAME not to leverage this psychic prowess for good, so rather than allow reality to be shaped posthumously by dilettante reviewers, I propose that we start the GAF Procognitive Review Score Project.
The rules are simple. I'm going to list ten popular forthcoming titles in this post, and you, the Blinx Two-esque Masters of Time and Space that you are, tell the rest of the world EXACTLY WHAT THE SCORE IS -- NOT "WILL BE" -- *IS*. When the game is released, we'll average up the scores, and the END RESULT WILL BE GA CANON.
That's right; whatever the AVERAGE INDICATED SCORE for the game is will be the ULTIMATE OFFICIAL SCORE over anythng put out by Gamespot, EGM, IGN, or whathaveyou. This is the GAF FIAT SCORE, and it *is* reality.
This score is official because you have massively evolved minds capable of understanding complex quantum permutations, reducing the potentiality of any given game at the moment of its very conception to a single scalar value. Can those EGM tards do this? No. You, however, can, and it behooves the less gifted among us to accept the results of your transcendental genius as more than simply the way things ought to be, but in fact as THE WAY THINGS ACTUALLY ARE.
So, here goes. I'm going to list ten games, and you put your fingers to your temples and give us the scores. Scores must be on a 100% scale -- but you already KNEW that, of course.
1. Final Fantasy 12.
2. Dragon Quest 8.
3. Donkey Kong's Jungle Beat.
4. Geist.
5. Rumble Roses.
6. Virtua Fighter: Cyber Generations.
7. Super Mario 64x4.
8. Ridge Racers (PSP).
9. Knights of the Old Republic 2.
10. The Legend of Zelda Gamecube.
Channel your biases into the ether and let the amazingly early judgments roll like the inexorable tide of GAF opinion they are. To discourage false prophets who might offer say a "1" for Zelda in the hopes of influencing reality unfairly, I will give a copy of Outrun 2 to the person whose scores most closely match the average.
