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[cryptoadam]

Well we got a thread about Abs, we got a thread about hot or not, so how about the butt thread.

You like em big? Small? Round? Flat?

Post pics of your favourites. No discrimination here, men butts or lady butts. Someone should post that superman Butt. I aint gay but I gotta give that guy his props.

For me a small round butt is perfect. I don't like those super big butts like Kim K.

And whats with Asian's now? They seem to be getting into the butt game. I remember back in the day the stereotype was Asians all had flat pancake butts.

And of course I expect tons of sir mix a lot quotes in here.

 

[Lightning Count]

Asses are great, also I present the theme tune of this thread.

I'll be back with some examples later.

 

[brap]

Big, pale and soft.

 

[Thurible]

There actually is a weird ad about liking many different butts (it's an anti smoking campaign).

 

[LOLCats]

i dont like the kim kardashian, niki minaj butts. They are definitely putting something in those, why i dont know.

 

[badblue]

I like big butts, and I can not lie.



My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

 

[Duellist]

We need pics of butts people! Welp I'm here to save the day. Oh and god bless you cryptoadam

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[Thurible]

Why are butts attractive to some? I don't understand from a biological point of view. I mean, the butt is only used in pooping. Does it have something to do with a woman's genitals?

Also, why do some women seem to be attracted to butts?

 

[Duellist]

Yoga pants anyone?

 

[oagboghi2]

Yoga pants anyone?

Women know exactly what they are doing

 

[cryptoadam]

Why are butts attractive to some? I don't understand from a biological point of view. I mean, the butt is only used in pooping. Does it have something to do with a woman's genitals?

Also, why do some women seem to be attracted to butts?

Its gotta be primal instinct. Notice how most animals fornicate from behind? Its hardwired into us to like the booty.

 

[Duellist]

Why are butts attractive to some? I don't understand from a biological point of view. I mean, the butt is only used in pooping. Does it have something to do with a woman's genitals?

Also, why do some women seem to be attracted to butts?

Who knows man, why are some attracted to boobs, to feet, some women like beards on guys, some hate that. It's all what you like. I dont know why but a nice butt on a woman is one of the most beautiful things ever. I could give 2 shits( pun intended) if crap comes from there. Lol

 

[Threeshotgamer]

Gianna Michaels is how I like em

 

[Dthomp]

Asses are great, also I present the theme tune of this thread.

I'll be back with some examples later.

First post nails it, thread over move on. Nothing better will come after this

 

[badblue]

Teenage me really like the movie Entrapment for some reason I was never able to put my finger on (literally)

 

[Duellist]

Jessica Nigri

 

[TacosNSalsa]

This thread stinks.

Spoiler

Back dum tiss

 

[Duellist]

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

My boys finally showing out.

 

[brap]

Gianna Michaels is how I like em

Gianna is a thicc goddess

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Gianna Michaels is how I like em

 

[The Pleasure]

This is a topic I can sink my teeth into

 

[5secondrulesucks]

Gianna is a thicc goddess

gianna michaels is so gross. shes such a pig

anyways fake asses are a travesty and id say pathetic. you can forgive a fake titty but there is something about a fake ass like its something you can work on if you dont have a big ass. it wont be a badunk but it can be respectable. the reason why its so pathetic is more along the lines as its like dudes who cant get big so they either get implants or just go crazy with steroids till their arms explode. its not you and everyone knows it and it ends up being more freakshow than anything else

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Yeah Gianna is gross, in all the best ways.

Why do I feel like a cannibal when staring at asses. I feel the urge to bite into that thicc cushion and chew.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

nah shes just gross

 

[Duellist]

Yeah Gianna is gross, in all the best ways.

Why do I feel like a cannibal when staring at asses. I feel the urge to bite into that thicc cushion and chew.

It's not just you lol

 

[Chairman Tickles]

nah shes just gross

Maybe you're stuggling to relate to what she presents? No ammo in the spank bank? You're just seeing a dirty pornstar on camera. I've had a few thicc girls and when I see gianna those nights come back and make me smile.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

Maybe you're stuggling to relate to what she presents? No ammo in the spank bank? You're just seeing a dirty pornstar on camera. I've had a few thicc girls and when I see gianna those nights come back and make me smile.

im chemically castrated so my mind is clear. she nasty. default people will say they like her but they are almost same type of human if you ask them what kind of music they like they respond with "i listen to everything"

 

[brap]

Why do I feel like a cannibal when staring at asses. I feel the urge to bite into that thicc cushion and chew.

Lmao me too. Or going all ed edd n eddy on it

 

[brap]

 

[Deleted member 77995]

Seriously tempted to fuck with this thread. Will have some of yall liking men's butts p. soon

 

[5secondrulesucks]

i would suck the fart out of every single bungus in here. including billy gunn

 

[Chairman Tickles]

I see why now. We were conditioned as babes to suckle tits. Perky ass cheeks resemble tits. This is why I get hungry when I see a well rounded ass. This is not gender specific. Ask a woman what the best physical feature of a man is in a visual context, and 99% will say 'his ass'.

im chemically castrated so my mind is clear. she nasty. default people will say they like her but they are almost same type of human if you ask them what kind of music they like they respond with "i listen to everything"

While having no libido (believe me I've been there, certain medications...) leads to the distractions of sex being lifted, it does not lead to a clearer mind. It just makes you think it does. It even stifles confidence. It also leads to an inability to accept why Gianna's curvy body is such a positive influence on responsible individuals. Her body makes me feel more alive. It does nothing for you. In fact it disgusts you. Who's actually being negatively affected? Not me. Seems like a weakness to external stimuli on your part.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

 

[Can't decide]

I'll take a nice ass over nice tits every single time. Even seeing someone walking by with a round, pert butt drives my hormones completely wild.

Too much info - Pounding a nice ass while stoned feels so amazing and gives me the biggest orgasms you could imagine.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

fellas what does sex feel like

 

[Can't decide]

fellas what does sex feel like

Buy an English Trifle, warm it up a bit, stick your dick in. Probably close enough.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

I'll take a nice ass over nice tits every single time. Even seeing someone walking by with a round, pert butt drives my hormones completely wild.

Too much info - Pounding a nice ass while stoned feels so amazing and gives me the biggest orgasms you could imagine.

Tits and ass choice is a false choice. They both good for the same reasons. No need to choose.

 

[TacosNSalsa]

fellas what does sex feel like

Warm apple pie...

 

[brap]

Warm apple pie...

 

[Halo is Back]

My kind of thread

 

[Duellist]

My kind of thread

That is just perfection!

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[Vlaphor]

While I am first and foremost a titman, I can appreciate the butt as well. Here is probably the best video game butt I've seen.

 

[Duellist]

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

You know, NeoGAF turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually that I didn't even notice.

 

[Halo is Back]

You know, NeoGAF turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually that I didn't even notice.

embrace it

 

[Ownage]

 

[Halo is Back]