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[Days like these...]

At 50 too. Congratulate me or don't.

 

[kanjobazooie]

The D Days like these... thread to end all D Days like these... threads. Holy shit.

 

[Mr Blobby]

congrats! what do you guys plan to do?

 

[SlimySnake]

brb. getting a vasectomy.

 

[Thaedolus]

Birth control - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Im on a seven year winning streak. Coupled with avoiding risk days (most of the time) worked like a charm.

 

[Drake]

I don't have the will power to pull out. It's condoms for me. Props to those that do though. So sorry OP.

 

[Days like these...]

congrats! what do you guys plan to do?

Pop that puppy out. I'm old so it's good that my other 2 will have a 3rd sibling when I'm dead.

 

[Days like these...]

Im on a seven year winning streak. Coupled with avoiding risk days (most of the time) worked like a charm.

I was on a 33 year winning streak

 

[German Hops]

I don't get it. Is this thread supposed to be about driving?

 

[sankt-Antonio]

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I was on a 33 year winning streak

The cool thing is, once your kid is ten you’ll have all the time in the world to do fun stuff with the kid. XD

 

[SJRB]

Not the best strategy, truth be told.

 

[Days like these...]

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The cool thing is, once your kid is ten you’ll have all the time in the world to do fun stuff with the kid. XD

LOL I'll be 60

 

[The Cockatrice]

How OP uses protection. Make sure you whisper to your girls belly every day until the kid is born: "have a blessed day".

 

[Days like these...]

How OP uses protection. Make sure you whisper to your girls belly every day until the kid is born: "have a blessed day".

My 8 and 4 yr old have no concept of religion or Jeebus

 

[The Cockatrice]

My 8 and 4 yr old have no concept of religion or Jeebus

You never know when the kid might need holy protection +10

 

[sankt-Antonio]

LOL I'll be 60

Yeah, in retirement XD

 

[anthony2690]

You've definitely been blessed for real this time.

 

[Days like these...]

You never know when the kid might need holy protection +10

Never thought of that. I'll enroll them in catholic school tomorrow.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Never thought of that. I'll enroll them in catholic school tomorrow.

Thank you for consideration. Have a blessed day and kid.

 

[AJUMP23]

Children are a blessing so I guess you are going to hate that.

 

[Batiman]

I just told the wife I gotta start wearing condoms again. Paranoid to become a father again at 37 when my son is already 16. We just had a quick scare last week when she missed. I can’t do the whole baby phase at my age. Too paranoid nowadays

 

[Days like these...]

You've definitely been blessed for real this time.

Lilttle monkey is going to fix my coffee in the morning

Children are a blessing so I guess you are going to hate that.

LOL, I've never been a fan of either children or blessings honestly.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[SteadyEvo]

What happened was meant to happen. It’s human nature. I’m starting to believe there are no accidents in life.

 

[Ownage]

That'll be me in a year or so. I'm getting to be in the above-mid 40s category. I hear fatherhood is even more exhausting as an older guy.

 

[AlteredForms]

 

[a multicultural team of v]

Were you late (early?) in hitting the eject button or did nature simply find a way?

 

[Days like these...]

That'll be me in a year or so. I'm getting to be in the above-mid 40s category. I hear fatherhood is even more exhausting as an older guy.

Nah, it's fine especially if you're in good shape.

 

[K' Dash]

I thought I fucked up at 37.

I got a vasectomy a month after my daughter was born.

 

[Days like these...]

Were you late (early?) in hitting the eject button or did nature simply find a way?

Nature found a way I always pull out

 

[a multicultural team of v]

Nature found a way I always pull out

Live by the sword die by the sword...

(this is going to bite me in the ass one day too I'm sure, but I hope it won't be until I am ready. At the very least I hope I take it as well as you are lol)

 

[Days like these...]

Live by the sword die by the sword...

(this is going to bite me in the ass one day too I'm sure, but I hope it won't be until I am ready. At the very least I hope I take it as well as you are lol)

Im an absurdist and recovering misanthrope if that helps.

 

[EviLore]

Congrats!

 

[nightmare-slain]

pulling out doesn't work... as you now know. i could get into the details but i won't lol. should've suited up your sausage.

 

[Ownage]

Nah, it's fine especially if you're in good shape.

I'm in fine shape.

Thanks, appareciate the support.

 

[Days like these...]

pulling out doesn't work... as you now know. i could get into the details but i won't lol. should've suited up your sausage.

No worries it is what it is

 

[DadEggs]

hmmmmmmmmm this concerns me as I'm quite against getting a vasectomy and my third is due asap.

I'm guessing the woman is significantly younger?

 

[Days like these...]

hmmmmmmmmm this concerns me as I'm quite against getting a vasectomy and my third is due asap.

I'm guessing the woman is significantly younger?

34

 

[DadEggs]

34

ah yes, the missing puzzle piece.

a ripe fruit for your dry seed!

congrats though! parenthoods amazing

 

[Days like these...]

ah yes, the missing puzzle piece.

a ripe fruit for your dry seed!

congrats though! parenthoods amazing

Its OK. I appreciate the sentiment however

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Facism]

Congrats on becoming a father, commiserations on losing your retirement.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

At 50 too. Congratulate me or don't.

How did the wife break the news, and what was your response?

Good luck.

 

[SlimySnake]

I thought I fucked up at 37.

I got a vasectomy a month after my daughter was born.

How much did it cost? Hurt? Did your insurance cover it?

 

[Days like these...]

How did the wife break the news, and what was your response?

Good luck.

My response was

Kid is going need a godmother. Interested?

 

[Days like these...]

How did the wife break the news, and what was your response?

Good luck.

My response to pretty much everything in life is ambivalent acceptance.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My response was
Kid is going need a godmother. Interested?

I usually prefer to be the one giving the creampies, but your offer is intriguing.

 

[German Hops]

 

[Kilau]

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